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Steph’s losing battle: the shoes
Poor Steph Curry can’t catch a break with his shoes.
Less than a year after his “Air Dads” generated jokes for days, his new shoes, the Curry Lux (described as “oxblood leather“) are here.
And they’re just as ugly and terrible and why, god, why would Under Armour do this to Steph?
Steph is selling a PT Cruiser for your feet pic.twitter.com/QCfaTeB47W
Zach Harper (@talkhoops) April 9, 2017
Steph Curry dropped an outdoor bowling shoe pic.twitter.com/Vnvo4eDBPJ
Idris Elbruh (@CapitalSS) April 9, 2017
I’ve never seen a shoe company treat their biggest star to so many trash ass shoes like Under Armour treats Steph Curry. pic.twitter.com/1l67SYwzdl
Andrew Hammond (@ahammsportsgeek) April 9, 2017
Steph Curry’s new shoe is made for breaking ankles in the office on casual Friday pic.twitter.com/rAqHEaoHGU
Patrick Seals (@Thepatinator7) April 9, 2017
Steph Curry’s shoes match my pool table. How thoughtful of him. pic.twitter.com/qvFSqlEgnl
Kofie Princeton (@KofieYeboah) April 9, 2017
But seriously, how does a shoe company keep fumbling so badly with one of the biggest NBA stars on one of the league’s best teams?
EXCLUSIVE: Image of Steph Curry figuring out the design of his new shoe: pic.twitter.com/DvFALgyRFY
Dan Sostek (@dan_sostek) April 9, 2017
@joebudden @thisisrory @MAL___ Why Steph Curry’s new shoes look like recycled bibles?? pic.twitter.com/Sw81LmLl3l
P.A.T. (@mental_floss817) April 9, 2017
when you’re a leather couch but ball is life pic.twitter.com/p8YIswDXBE
nick (@nick_pants) April 9, 2017
Maybe Under Armour’s design team got its wired crossed and thought they were supposed to be designing shoes for Dell Curry, Steph’s father, instead?
These bad boys will set you back $149.99 a pair, and you’re limited to five pairs a purchase. Try not to be too disappointed.
