Mysteries Of The Male Body: 24 Women Ask The Questions Theyve Been Dying To Ask

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1. Why are some guys’ butt cheeks bare and some hairy?

Why are some guys’ butt cheeks bare and some hairy? Like pants made of body hair.


2. Can you feel shit while fucking a girl in a vagina if she hadnt had a bowel movement?

Can you feel shit while fucking a girl in a vagina if she hadnt had a bowel movement?


3. Why doesn’t it hurt when your balls slap against our ass during sex?

Why doesn’t it hurt your balls to slap against the recipient during sex? Like if you barely touch balls sometimes you guys cry out but during sex? They slap against your partner pretty hard and no one complains.


4. How do you ride a bicycle without crushing your ball sac?

How do you ride a bicycle without crushing your ball sac?


5. Why are you so reluctant about a finger in the butt?

Why are you so reluctant about a finger in the butt (which is fine, established boundaries and consent are important), yet totally put out that I don’t want a dick in my butt regularly? It’s a puzzling double standard. Also guys have anatomy that seems more designed for butt stuff than girls.


6. Do you realize that when you’re hard and we hug you, we can feel it?

When I’ve hugged some guy friends, I can feel his cock pressed up against me, but I try not to say anything. Are guys able to feel this/notice it? I don’t think they’re hard when I’ve done this, but I’m just curious.


7. When you guys poop, what do you do with your penis?

When you guys poop, what do you do with your penis? Do you let it dangle or do you hold it?


8. Do guys think about all of their female friends while jerking off?

Do guys think about all of their female friends while jerking off?


9. Can you feel the weight/presence of your penis as you walk?

Can you like, feel your penis between your legs? As in, if you were just walking down the street do you feel its weight/presence as you walk?


10. Is it uncomfortable jogging with just letting it all hang out?

Is it uncomfortable jogging with just letting it all hang out?


11. Why does your underwear have a hole in the front?

Why does your underwear have a hole in the front? Doesn’t your penis pop out that hole frequently? I’ve seen guys walk around in boxers not knowing that they were…ahem…visible.


12. Why do some guys enjoy blowjobs more than sex and vice-versa?

Why do some guys enjoy blowjobs more than sex and vice-versa? Like, what’s the difference in sensations??


13. Does it hurt doing the helicopter?

Does it hurt doing the helicopter? My husband swears it doesn’t, but I don’t believe him.


14. What’s the best course of action when your nuts go up inside you during sex?

When you’re laying on your back, and somebody’s riding you, sometimes your nuts kind of go up inside you a little bit (not all the way) and get a little weird to play with. What’s the best course of action when this happens?


15. What happens when you get an erection while you’re lying on your stomach on a flat mattress?

Suppose you’re lying on your stomach on a flat mattress, does it hurt you? What if when u have an erection? I always wondered this….since it hurts when I lay on my stomach on any mattress…


16. Does your ball sack ever get stuck to your leg(s)?

Does your ball sack ever get stuck to your leg(s)? If so, is it ignorable?


17. Do you play with your balls as much as we play with our boobs?

Do you play with your balls as much as we play with our boobs? It helps us to think.


18. What does your body feel like when you cum?

What does your body feel like when you cum? I need physical body descriptions not metaphors. I could tell you an orgasm feels like sunshine beaming down on a warm field of poppies gently swaying in the wind, but it doesn’t give you any sort of frame of reference for what it actually feels like.


19. Why do your penises twitch so much?

Why do your penises twitch so much? Sometimes it seems like you guys are doing it on purpose.


20. Do you get boners every time you notice an attractive woman?

Do you get boners every time you notice an attractive woman?


21. When you’re wearing boxers, do your dick and balls ever hang into separate legs?

When you’re wearing boxers, does your dick hang into a leg of your boxers? Do you have to choose a leg? Do your dick and balls ever hang into separate legs?


22. When wearing underwear, does your penis go up or down?

When wearing underwear, does your penis go up or down?


23. Does it help when we play with your balls?

I’ve always wondered…does playing with the balls really help? Can you get off by dick attention alone or does playing with the balls too feel better? Is it a significant difference?


24. Why do guys take forever to poop?

Why do guys take forever to poop? I’m not joking, I’ve wondered this my entire life. Every single man I have ever known, my dad, stepdad, brothers, all past boyfriends, my male best friend, my cousins. Every time I’m staying in a house with someone, I’ve become so curious at this point that I always check haha. Every time I ask someone, they say “the guys you know must have a terrible diet, I don’t do that” – This satisfied me for a few years, but after having moved in with my boyfriend I have become suspicious of this answer xD My boyfriend and I eat very almost the exact same diet. Very few variations because we pack the same lunches (we even work in the same hospital) and eat breakfast and dinner together. It takes me like less than 10 seconds to poop and it takes him like 5-10 minutes. I don’t get it, I need to know.

Also in uni, I shared halls with 3 guys and 2 girls and every time (every time, not occasionally) the men pooped, it took forever and it always smelled horrible. Why? What physically happens in there? Are you guys okay?

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