How To Get Free Starbucks Right Fucking Now

Between Christmas and New Years Day, its basically traditional to spend the evenings drinking to numb the pain of being trapped in the same room as your family and the mornings popping painkillers like a Real Housewife. But betches, its time to grab your sunglasses and get your hungover self to the nearest Starbucks ASAP. Between December 23 and January 2, you can get free Starbucks if youre lucky enough to live near one of the participating stores. I guess the corporate coffee gods are thanking us for spending 90 percent of our paychecks on their fucking expensive drinks, #bless.

Its all part of this thing called 10 Days of Cheer. Every day between 1 and 2pm until January 2, 100 Starbucks stores will be giving awayI repeat, giving awayany tall espresso drink you want for free. The catch is that the locations change every day, which sucks if youre stuck in the middle of fucking nowhere for the holidays. (No self-respecting betch would choose to live anywhere with less than three Starbucks nearby, though.) But if youre currently living in civilization, theres probably approximately a million Starbucks within walking distance, so you can totally get free PSLs every day from now until the new year.

I mean, you definitely wont be able to fit into anything but sweatpants for a few weeks if you drink all that sugar, but that just means you get to wear all the new Lululemon your grandma gave you. Because Im a super nice person, heres a pro tip: If youre prepared to gain like 10 extra pounds, you can keep an eye on the 10 Days of Cheer locations over at Starbuckscheer.com. TBH Ill probably see you there.

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